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1Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:17 pm

QueenBee

QueenBee
 
 

First topic message reminder :

The English teacher noticed that a student was sleeping in
his class. He called him to recite. “Peter, name two pronouns.” Peter, who suddenly woke up, said, “WHO, ME?”
Mad Mad Mad ====================================================

One day an English teacher was looking ill at ease. A student asked, “What’s the matter?”

“Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how she felt.

The student paused, then continued, “What WAS the
matter? What HAS BEEN the matter? What MIGHT HAVE BEEN the matter?

lol! lol!


....hala bira dayon kinsa'y sunod gusto motampo og mga istoryang kataw-anan...


76Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:35 pm

aldheqsUAE



Apelyido . . .
Pari: Unsa gani imong apelyido sister?
Madre: Imo baya nang hagkan kada adlaw father.
Pari: Ha! bisong imong apelyido sister?
Madre: Sus maryosep! Cruz father oy..

77Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:36 pm

aldheqsUAE



Eloy: Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?
Andoy: Pangit ka ug nawong, Pre.
Eloy: Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsa’y pangit?!
Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!

78Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:36 pm

aldheqsUAE



FLASHLIGHT

Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?
Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.
Daga: Nganong init man?
Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!

79Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:37 pm

aldheqsUAE

aldheqsUAE

Pedro: may ka eyebol ako mamaya, ano kaya itsura nya? Kasi sabi nya, may hawig siyang celebrity! “SHA” daw ang palayaw niya…

Juan: jackpot ka pare! Baka Shaina Magdayao o Sharon Cuneta!

(after eyebol, pedro went home…)

Juan: kumusta? Bakit malungkot ka yata?

Pedro: dioniSHA pare…dioniSHA!

Whahahahah

80Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:37 pm

aldheqsUAE

aldheqsUAE

Nagdonate ang lalaki ng dugo sa kanyang gf…nang sila’y magbreak, gusting bawiin ng lalaki ang dugo…ibinato ng babae and napkin at sinabi…

“Ayan! Babayaran kita monthly!...whahaha

81Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:39 pm

aldheqsUAE

aldheqsUAE

Pilay anak
Nurse: pila imo anak nang?
Patient: 15 kabuok mam.
Nurse: sus, ginoo daghana gud! wa ka mogamit ug pills, condom ug uban pa jud?
Patient: krus my heart, wa koy lain gigamit Oh ten ra jud!…

82Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:39 pm

aldheqsUAE

aldheqsUAE

anak:tay tan-awa ako g drawing o
tatay:wow kamaayo gud nimo mo drawing ug unggoy dong..
anak:dli mana unggoy tay,ikaw man nah

83Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:48 pm

aldheqsUAE

aldheqsUAE

pedro : pre, butangi ragud ko ug tatoo !!!
juan : ngano man?
pedro : gi ingnan ko ug bayot pre. shit!
juan : asa man dapit imong gusto ?
pedro : sa kilay lang pre para maldita tan.awon......aguruy....hehehe!

84Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:33 pm

spy_lass4

spy_lass4

"DALAWANG LASING...NAGLALAKAD."
LASING-1: Shege pare, Ayan na yung bahay namin eh, dito na lang ako, salamat sa paghatid mo sakin ha!

LASING-2: Mali ka pare, hindi yan ang bahay mo... diyan ako nakatira eh... kaya sa amin yang bahay na yan! Okey?

BABAE :(Nagbukas ng pinto}.. Hoy, mga Unggoy! Anong pinagtatalunan nyo diyan? Lasing na naman kayong Mag-ama noh?

85Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:10 am

QueenBee

QueenBee
 
 

waaaaahahaha...wa ju'y ayo sa tawong hubog..

86Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:53 am

spy_lass4

spy_lass4

ahahaha...usahay mkalingaw pgtrippan sa tipuk-tipok ang mga hubog pero dili maau permihon...

87Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:02 pm

Spicy

Spicy

A foreigner had traffic violation....

MMDA: (w/ pen & ticket) name?

Foreigner: Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz

MMDA: ahhh ok...

88Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:53 pm

QueenBee

QueenBee
 
 

hahaha..kaubo!

89Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:09 am

ateamair

ateamair

In the Court:

Lawyer: Who stabbed you?

Nino: pare, hindi ko naiintindihan, tulungan mo ako pare. Ekaw kasi marunong ka magenglish.
Miko: sus! hindi mo naintindihan pare?.
Nino: ounga pare hindi ko naintindihan. Anu sabi ng lawyer pare?
Miko: SINO DAW SI TABYO!!

90Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:39 am

ateamair

ateamair

APO: Lo, adto sakog city kay makig "moni" sa akong mga frens....

LOLO: unsay "moni" dong?

APO: inom gud Lo.

LOLO: mao diay na? ma "SM" mn sab tah.

APO: unsay " SM " lo?

LOLO: SUYA MUCH! ;>

91Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:58 am

ateamair

ateamair

Titser: kung kinsa ang makatubag sa akong sunod nga
pangutana kay makauli og una.
(gilabay sa usa
ka bata ang iyang bag sa gawas)
Titser:ui. Kinsa tong bag?!
Bata:ako maam! Yehey! Uli na ko.. Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 2599112186

92Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:36 pm

spy_lass4

spy_lass4

nyahahaha....pasaway na bata

93Have a break..have some jokes.. - Page 4 Empty Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:33 pm

Spicy

Spicy

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