Have a break..have some jokes..

QueenBee · 1 Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:17 pm

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The English teacher noticed that a student was sleeping in
his class. He called him to recite. “Peter, name two pronouns.” Peter, who suddenly woke up, said, “WHO, ME?” Mad

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One day an English teacher was looking ill at ease. A student asked, “What’s the matter?”

“Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how she felt.

The student paused, then continued, “What WAS the
matter? What HAS BEEN the matter? What MIGHT HAVE BEEN the matter?

lol!

....hala bira dayon kinsa'y sunod gusto motampo og mga istoryang kataw-anan...

Madie · 2 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:17 pm

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One nyt hilak koh as in hilak nga hilak jud ha?
dli ng hilak2 lng. broken hearted gud dw. sabay sa paghilak nku
cge kog ibot ug sagbot.wla ko nakamalay nga American frog na diay akong
gegunitan..BUANG nga Baki gesita ko
ingong niya: Hoi! Excuse me kamo gani mag uyab2x ayaw mo pandamay ky ako nanginabuhi ko dri..,and i really don't care mahitungod sa inyong gUgma, charrr!! pa hilak2x pah.
my pag mang gUna ka diha ..mka kwarta pa kah! nyahahaha Laughing

aldheqsUAE · 3 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:12 pm

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usa ka adlaw dunay usa ka bata nagdula ug jolen...gibadlong sa silingan:ikaw bataa ka d ka maulaw imung lolo namungay ja ikaw gadula ra ug jolen.....mitubag ang bata..kinsa may mas ulaw kung c lolo magdula ug jolen ja akoy mamungay????? Razz

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QueenBee · 4 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:17 pm

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DIONISIA: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas pangit daw ako
MANNY: Mama, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob, wala sa labas. Kaya, huwag ka ng labas nang labas... Very Happy

spy_lass4 · 5 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:51 pm

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If Cinderella's glass slippers fit perfectly,why did it fall off along the way??? Maybe it speaks 1 important thing..:

IGAT jud cia! bilin2x aron gukoron!

c Little Mermaid gusto magkaLEGS aron makabilangkad!

c Sleeping Beauty PA-tulog2x arun maHALUKAN

c sNow WHITE pa-PATAY2 aron kamaNGON!

Kabantay ka??? puro INIGAT
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Madie · 6 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:19 pm

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..what if boys have monthly period??
would they also say:

1. pare may tagos ba ako.?
2.o kaya naman..pare ayokong mag basketball meron ako ngayon ehh
3. eto pa.. pare bukas nalang tayo mag dota sakit talaga ng puson ko ehh
4. at ang matindi sa lahat..tol May extra napkin kaba.?yung with wings?? lol!

spy_lass4 · 7 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:04 pm

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WHAT TO DO

Q. Your riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you! What do you do???

A. You get your drunk ass off of the carousel !!!

aldheqsUAE · 8 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:04 am

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INAHAN:anak palit ug ginamos didto,,ayaw pagtuman anang imung tabanog kay d na makaon...!!!
ANAK:unya nay kana imung ginamos molupad na????? Razz

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aldheqsUAE · 9 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:11 am

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titser:class did you know JOse Rizal?
Class: No Ma'am!!!!
titser:ikaw Pedro did you know Jose Rizal?
Pedro:No Ma'am!!
Titser:Wala jud mo kaila ni Jose Rizal??
Juan:Ma'am basin sa pikas na sya nga seksyon!!!!

Abel · 10 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:24 am

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Abel · 11 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:24 am

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spy_lass4 · 12 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:35 am

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Sa Math Class..

Tcher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug 2ngaon nko, pila na ka piraso?
Buknoy: 2 mam!
Tcher: at kung 2ngaon pa nko preho?
B: 4 na mam!
T: 2ngaon pjud nko?
B: 8 na mam!
T:2ngaon pjudnko?
B:16 na mam!
T: 2ngaon pjud nko?
B:32 na mam!
T: kung 2ngaon pjud?
B: 64! (suko na)
T: ug 2ngaon pjud ug kduha?
B: Ipagaling nlng na mam ky malangan natah..

spy_lass4 · 13 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:43 am

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whew sir ABEL..FUNtastico numero uno..supahfun,nice trio..

Abel · 14 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:53 am

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QueenBee · 15 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:21 pm

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Madie · 16 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:14 pm

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A sad story: a little boy was so jealous of his new born brother. So he put poison on the nipples of his mother. The next day, their driver died! Sad noh?

spy_lass4 · 17 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:25 pm

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hahahaha..

spy_lass4 · 18 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:22 pm

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BANA: Daghag problema! Maghikog ko! Muadto kog lasang! Magpapa-ak kog bitin!
ASAWA: Unya...Nganong gabalon man ka?
BANA: Dugay pa lang ang bitin...Mapasmo ko!...

Bakit ang tao pag mamahalin mo iiwan ka.
Pag iiwan mo mamahalin ka.
Pagmahal mo at siya lang talaga siya naman may mahal na iba
sakit noh?
GUGMA man gud...
gipa uso pa jud....

Abel · 19 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:04 am

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Madie wrote:A sad story: a little boy was so jealous of his new born brother. So he put poison on the nipples of his mother. The next day, their driver died! Sad noh?

ms madie copya ha!

QueenBee · 20 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:48 pm

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hahaha..unja pa-forward si Abs..

aldheqsUAE · 21 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:37 pm

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so sad......

Madie · 22 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:19 pm

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"COME ON GUY" javascript:void(0)

come on guy, is a green leafy vegetable..
pgkuha dd2 ug "COME ON GUY"
pra isagol sa isdang "LOVE US" Very Happy

Madie · 23 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:26 pm

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BISAYA: isda mo dha!
TAGALOG: pssst!
B: dli ni ito sir, bolinaw ni!
T: wla bang malalaki?
B: sagol na sir! naay laki, naay baye.
T: masrap ba to?
B: unsay sarap! pukot akong gigamit ana oi!
T:(nasuko) "labas ka! labas!
B: lab-as jud! unsay pg2o nmo, mnida kog dubok?

QueenBee · 24 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:06 pm

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waaaaahahaha...

spy_lass4 · 25 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:39 pm

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Have a break..have some jokes..

1 Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:17 pm

QueenBee

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Madie

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aldheqsUAE

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QueenBee

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spy_lass4

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Madie

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spy_lass4

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aldheqsUAE

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aldheqsUAE

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Abel

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Abel

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spy_lass4

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spy_lass4

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Abel

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QueenBee

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Madie

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spy_lass4

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spy_lass4

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Abel

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QueenBee

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aldheqsUAE

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Madie

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Madie

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