Have a break..have some jokes..

QueenBee · 1 Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:17 pm

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First topic message reminder :

The English teacher noticed that a student was sleeping in
his class. He called him to recite. “Peter, name two pronouns.” Peter, who suddenly woke up, said, “WHO, ME?” Mad

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One day an English teacher was looking ill at ease. A student asked, “What’s the matter?”

“Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how she felt.

The student paused, then continued, “What WAS the
matter? What HAS BEEN the matter? What MIGHT HAVE BEEN the matter?

lol!

....hala bira dayon kinsa'y sunod gusto motampo og mga istoryang kataw-anan...

spy_lass4 · 51 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:08 pm

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ANAK: Nay, ano po ba yong 10 commandments?
NANAY: yon yong sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: bakit?
ANAK: ang dami ninyong utos eh! wahahahahaha

aldheqsUAE · 52 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:42 pm

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KRRRRRRRRinnnggggggggggggg...

JULIO: Hello, Master ? Si Julio ni katung tig bantay sa inyong rest house

DON JUAN: O, Julio ikaw man diay nganong nanawag man ka nga kadlawong dako?

JULIO: "Um, nanawag lang ko kay namatay inyong ace nga manok

DON JUAN: "'Ha? katong 06 WSC winner?

JULIO: "Oo sir kato gyud

DON JUAN: "Putris ... sayang! kadako na raba nakog nagasto ato pag palit ug nindot kaayo tug record taympa nganong namatay man?

JULIO: "Ni kaun man gud ug daut nga karne

DON JUAN: "Daut nga karne? kinsa man sang buanga ang nagpakaun ug daut na karne?

JULIO: "-Wa may nagpakaun sir ni tuk-tuk raman siya sa gakalata nga kabayo"

DON JUAN: "Patay nga kabayo? Unsa guy patay nga kabayo

JULIO: "Aw katu gud imong thoroughbred kay namatay sa kakapoy ug hakot ug tubig

DON JUAN: "Nabuang naka? ngano gud inyong gipahakot ug tubig?

"JULIO: 'Para pawong sa sunog sir

DON JUAN: "Ginoo ko! unsay sunog man gud napud na

"JULIO: 'Natumba man gud ang kandila unya ni katay sa kurtina mauy hinungdan sa sunog

DON JUAN: "Unsa? Puuut.... E, Nganong nagkandila man mo nga naa may kuryente?

JULIO: "Para sa haya sir

DON JUAN: "unsa? kang kinsang haya?

JULIO: "Sa inahan nimo sir. Ming kalit raman gug ari tungang gabii wa nagpahibawo, naalan nakog kawatan akong gi pusil?

.......patay mas grabe pa diay ang nahitabo...butangeeeeee!!!!heheheheh

Madie · 53 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:22 pm

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A bOy tOok a knifE & started writing his gf's
name On his arm...

sEveral minutes later..he started
crying likE cRazy..

y??

paiN??nO!!

WRONG SPELLING...!!! lol!

Madie · 54 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:15 am

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Anak umuwi ng bahay.(gaLit) anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?

aldheqsUAE · 55 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:17 pm

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JUAN: do, kalibangon mn ko. pro wa mn
koy ilu
PEDRO: aw, naa pmn ky P20 dha mao
na lng nay iilu
JUAN: usika uy pro cge nalng
( aftr kalibang Juan nibalik pro ngka-tae
ang kamut)
PEDRO: uy ngano ngka-tae mna imo
kamut?
JUAN: ikw kunoy ilu ug 20 ka tag mamiso
di ba magkabulingit imo kamut...

aldheqsUAE · 56 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:21 pm

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pedro : pre, butangi ragud ko ug tatoo !!!
juan : ngano man?
pedro : gi ingnan ko ug bayot pre. shit!
juan : asa man dapit imong gusto ?
pedro : sa kilay lang pre para maldita tan.awon......aguruy....hehehe!

spy_lass4 · 57 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:04 pm

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TATAY: Nak,imo ng gipainom ang kabaw?
ANAK: Oo tay pro dili man mo inom..
TATAY: Ha?Asa man diay nimo gipainom?
ANAK: sa baso..
TATAY: buang! sa sunod butangig straw...hahahahaha

spy_lass4 · 58 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:11 pm

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Nanay: Anak, tawagi imong tatay sa cellphone, paulia na diri..
(Pagkahuman og tawag)
Anak: Nay, babaye man ang nitubag..
Nanay: Yati ra!, tag-an ko pa lagi! Naa gyu’y gitago imong tatay nako! Unsa iyang gisulti?
Anak: “You only have zero peso in you account..”. Wala na nako gihuman kay murag matapobre kaayo."

spy_lass4 · 59 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:10 pm

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if cinderella's glass slippers fit perfectly, why did it fall off along the way? maybe it speaks about 1 important thing:

Kiat jud cia! bilin2x aron gukoron!

c little mermaid gusto magkalegs aron mkahayang!

c sleeping beauty pa-Tulog2x arun mahalukan.

c snow white pa-Patay2x aron kamangon!

kabantay ka? puro kiniAt gitudlo sa fairytales!
(Hehehe)

aldheqsUAE · 60 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:12 am

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‎7 kinds of "Tawa" sa txt at chat...

Haha - masayahin
Hehe - virgin
Harhar - pasosi
Bwahaha- astig
Hihi - pacute
Hekhek - pang asar
Jeje - maniac

Kaya ingat sa pagtawa..jeje..

Este..haha..pala!

spy_lass4 · 61 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:26 pm

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bwahahaha

aldheqsUAE · 62 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:46 pm

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WIFE: hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
HUSBAND: hello!? electrician ba ako?
WIFE: eh di paki gawa na lang ang hagdan natin.
HUSBAND: hello!? karpintero ba ako?

(umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa ng lahat ang sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya ang wife kung sino ang gumawa ng trabaho.)

WIFE: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko ang daming sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake him a cake.
HUSBAND: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
WIFE: hello?! baker ba ako?!

aldheqsUAE · 63 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:47 pm

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dili d i hehehe spy?????lol

spy_lass4 · 64 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:08 pm

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aldheqsUAE wrote:dili d i hehehe spy?????lol

imu jud ko gkalingawan ba...jamu ka ghilantan dheqz???
Grrr.. Shocked

aldheqsUAE · 65 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:55 pm

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hahahahaha

ateamair · 66 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:01 am

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“ Panatang pang Kaibigan,Iniibig ko ang bansang PILIPINAS..
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Dahil isa Ako sa mga “MAGAGANDANG TANAWIN” dito..
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ang magreact TORESTA!”

nyahaha! lol!

gabrielle · 67 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:00 pm

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aldheqsUAE wrote:WIFE: hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
HUSBAND: hello!? electrician ba ako?
WIFE: eh di paki gawa na lang ang hagdan natin.
HUSBAND: hello!? karpintero ba ako?

(umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa ng lahat ang sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya ang wife kung sino ang gumawa ng trabaho.)

WIFE: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko ang daming sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake him a cake.
HUSBAND: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
WIFE: hello?! baker ba ako?!

pa copy ani deqzzzz..

gabrielle · 68 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:18 pm

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First day sa office ni JUAN pagkaabogado....

Secretary: sir, naay tao gusto mosulod sa office.

Gikuha dayon ni JUAN ang telefon, storya2x pabilib nga busy siya. Gahulat lang pod ang bisita, naminaw ni JUAN.

(Pagkahuman!)

Juan: unsay akong ikaalagad?
Bisita: wala sir, tauran lang nako ug linya ang telefon...

Bwahahahahaha!!!
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gabrielle · 69 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:36 pm

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A man bought a lie detector robot..which slaps people who LIE..he decided to test it during dinner.

DAD: son,where were u today during school hours?
SON: at school dad! (robot slaps son!)
SON: ok, i lied. i went to the theater 2 watch a movie.
DAD: which one?
SON: toy story. (robot slaps son again!)
SON:ok! it was porn.
DAD: what??when i was at ur age i didn't even know wat porn was! (robot slaps dad)
MOM: forgive him dear, after all he's your son. (robot slaps mom!)

bwahahahahahahhahahahaha...

QueenBee · 70 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:22 pm

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aguyyy...kapaet! hahaha..

gabrielle · 71 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:31 pm

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unsa may nakafaet ana mahal na reyna???????
hahaha!!

QueenBee · 72 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:49 am

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sakit man gud siguro tong slap sa robot gabz..hehe..

aldheqsUAE · 73 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:48 pm

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Pedro: Juan, Bakit mo hinihintay mahulog yung
bayabas imbis na kunin mo?
Juan Tamad: Alam mo kasi,
Hindi lahat ng kukunin mo talagang mapapasayo,
Minsan kaylangan mo talagang maghintay para
malaman mo kung talagang para sayo :>

ateamair · 74 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:12 pm

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Moddern Day wedding ceremony:

Pari: do you both agree to change your FB status from inrelationship to married?
GROOM: like
BRIDE: like din father.
Pari: ok. You are now husband and wife. You may upload your pitures and don’t forget to tagged me.
ADDICT SA FACEBOOK.

aldheqsUAE · 75 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:30 pm

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PARROT mi singgit sa tulo ka madre, "BLUE, BLACK, RED!"
mga madre natingala kay mao toy kolor sa ilang mga panty.
Pagkasunod adlaw, ang PARROT ni singgit nasad, "YELLOW, WHITE, GREEN!"
mga madre natinga nasad kay mao toy kolor sa ilang mga panty
Pagka sunod nasad nga adlaw, mga madre naka hokom di nalang ma manty...
Ang PARROT ga libug pero naka bawi ra sad dayon ug mi-singgit!
"KULOT, UBANON, OPAW!"

aldheqsUAE · 76 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:35 pm

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Apelyido . . .
Pari: Unsa gani imong apelyido sister?
Madre: Imo baya nang hagkan kada adlaw father.
Pari: Ha! bisong imong apelyido sister?
Madre: Sus maryosep! Cruz father oy..

aldheqsUAE · 77 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:36 pm

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Eloy: Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?
Andoy: Pangit ka ug nawong, Pre.
Eloy: Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsa’y pangit?!
Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!

aldheqsUAE · 78 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:36 pm

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FLASHLIGHT

Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?
Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.
Daga: Nganong init man?
Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!

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