Have a break..have some jokes..

QueenBee · 1 Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:17 pm

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First topic message reminder :

The English teacher noticed that a student was sleeping in
his class. He called him to recite. “Peter, name two pronouns.” Peter, who suddenly woke up, said, “WHO, ME?” Mad

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One day an English teacher was looking ill at ease. A student asked, “What’s the matter?”

“Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how she felt.

The student paused, then continued, “What WAS the
matter? What HAS BEEN the matter? What MIGHT HAVE BEEN the matter?

lol!

....hala bira dayon kinsa'y sunod gusto motampo og mga istoryang kataw-anan...

Madie · 26 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:26 pm

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BISAYA: isda mo dha!
TAGALOG: pssst!
B: dli ni ito sir, bolinaw ni!
T: wla bang malalaki?
B: sagol na sir! naay laki, naay baye.
T: masrap ba to?
B: unsay sarap! pukot akong gigamit ana oi!
T:(nasuko) "labas ka! labas!
B: lab-as jud! unsay pg2o nmo, mnida kog dubok?

QueenBee · 27 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:06 pm

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waaaaahahaha...

spy_lass4 · 28 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:39 pm

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EskweLa o Barkada?

Sa EskweLa, Gigising ka ng Maaga.
Sa Barkada, Uuwi ka ng Maaga.
Sa EskweLa, May Flag Ceremony.
...Sa Barkada, May Frat Ceremony.
Sa EskweLa, May Guro.
Sa Barkada, May Gulo.
Sa EskweLa, May Libro.
Sa Barkada, May SigariLyo.
Sa EskweLa, May Addition.
Sa Barkada, May Addiction.
Sa EskweLa, Pangarap mo Matutupad.
Sa Barkada, Pangarap mo Lilipad.

Ikaw? San ka? EskweLa? O, Barkada?

aldheqsUAE · 29 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:37 am

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ANAK: nay gidugo ko daga na jud ko nay!!!!!!
NANAY: unsa may color???
ANAK: yellow nay
NANAY: peste igit na hala paghugas didto...ambisyosa kang bayuta ka!!!!!!!lol

QueenBee · 30 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:47 pm

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gabrielle · 31 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:07 am

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Madie wrote:..what if boys have monthly period??
would they also say:

1. pare may tagos ba ako.?
2.o kaya naman..pare ayokong mag basketball meron ako ngayon ehh
3. eto pa.. pare bukas nalang tayo mag dota sakit talaga ng puson ko ehh
4. at ang matindi sa lahat..tol May extra napkin kaba.?yung with wings??

madie, di na sila magnapkin kai magdala dala man na sila ug sugong...ahahha...

gabrielle · 32 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:23 am

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Madie wrote:"COME ON GUY" javascript:void(0)

come on guy, is a green leafy vegetable..
pgkuha dd2 ug "COME ON GUY"
pra isagol sa isdang "LOVE US"

ms. madie daghang come on guy sa bohol..
ipanghatag ra...
hahaha...
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aldheqsUAE · 33 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:39 pm

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usa ka adlaw dunay usa ka amerikano milabay unya nalabyan nja ang usa ka maanyag nga batan-ong dalaga ug nagkanayun:
amerikano:hi young girl!(mi hayang ang babaye)
amerikano:what happen?
babaye:ah y hapin2x
amerikano:oh my god!
babaye:ah! ikaw nanghagad!

aldheqsUAE · 34 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:41 pm

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naay tulo ka vampira sa canteen:

DATU NGA VAMPIRA: PAordira kog preskong Dugo.
ORDINARyung VAMPIRA: Sa akoa DINUGUAN
PObreng VAMPIRA: akoa iNinit Tubig lang.
WAITER: nGanung ininit tubig lang IMUha?
PObreng VAMPIRA: Nakapunit man gud kog Napkin sa Kalsada mag tsa-A nalang ko...

spy_lass4 · 35 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:09 pm

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nyahahaha,piskot nGTsa-a pa naman ko.whew

spy_lass4 · 36 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:52 pm

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PUSO: mahal ko talaga siya
UTAK: alam ko sobra pa nga diba?
PUSO: alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa siyang kinakalimutan?
UTAK: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan.
TIYAN: sa sobra mong pagmamahal di ka na kumakain.
ATAY: korek!! palagi ka pang umiinom,na apEktuhan na kami ni kidney.
PUSO: ako din nahihirapan ng huminga
UTAK: sensya na guys huh? tanga lang kasi eh!
LUBOT: estoryahee…hahahahaha

spy_lass4 · 37 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:50 am

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BATA: ayooo!!!!!!

TINDERA: wats yours boy?

BATA: yamat ra gi englisan ko.

TINDERA: can i get ur order?

BATA: Nang, naa moy liquid solution that mixed evenly with organic compound substances & had undergone fermentation & sealed in a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mexture?

TINDERA: ha???

BATA: redhorse ba!..bugok?

Madie · 38 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:19 am

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...Juan: Bago-o nyong atop?
Pedro: mao nay advice ni Fr. jose ghapon.
Juan: ang unsa man?
Pedro: ngun xah "repent your sin"

Madie · 39 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:26 am

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Boy: mis starter ka?
Girl: ha? y man?
Boy: ikaw man gud ang nkapasiga sa na ponder kong gUgmA! Laughing

QueenBee · 40 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:31 pm

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Madie wrote:Boy: mis starter ka?
Girl: ha? y man?
Boy: ikaw man gud ang nkapasiga sa na ponder kong gUgmA!

char! mapundir diay pud ning Gugma Madie?

aldheqsUAE · 41 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:27 pm

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anak: tay, unsay sex tay?

amahan: anak, sa ato pinulongan ang sex mao ang pakighilawas, usa ka sagradong tulumanon human sa kaminyoon sa duha ka binuhat nga nag ka higugmaay nga mosangpot sa tumang kalipay ug mag mugna sa laing kinabuhi sama kanimo anak...

anak: taasa mana tay, di man masud sa biodata....

QueenBee · 42 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:59 pm

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ATTY: Iha, mahimo bang ihulagway nimo sa korte ang itsura sa naglugos nimo?

BIKTIMA: Itumon, bugason, pislat ug ilong, pangag ug putot.

SUSPEK: Sigeee... Panaway gyud!..

aldheqsUAE · 43 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:15 pm

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Titser: Verb is an action word....Juan give me an example.

Juan: went mam

Titser: very good! use it in a sentence.

Juan: maria go went to town..

Titser: wrong! kung mogamit ka ug go wala na ang went.

Juan: mam kanang go apelyido na ni maria, sabta pod ang sentence mam..

Titser: aw sori...
hehehe.....

spy_lass4 · 44 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:36 pm

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WARDEN: karong adlawa, kamong tanan naay BAG-ONG BRIEF!

PRISO: Yeheeey! pagka buotan ba lamang ni warden oi!

WARDEN: Ok..Selda A and Selda B..

EXCHANGE BRIEF!! hehehehehe

aldheqsUAE · 45 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:36 pm

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si Pacquiao naka kita ug botelyang dihay sod genie, iyang gi ukab.
Genie: gi luwas mo ako gikan pagka-ulipon sod sa botelya
busa tulo ka gusto nimo matuman
Pacquiao: gam-a kong world boxing champion ug maka minyo ug gwapa
Genie: matuman!... bang! natuman
Pacquiao: gam-a kong congressman ug daghag kwarta
Genie: matuman!... bang! natuman
Pacquiao: gama-a kong gwapo nga artista ug singer
Genie: ablihi ang botelya kay mo sod ko'g balik. bang!

spy_lass4 · 46 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:24 pm

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nyahahaha..

Daw englis ta gamay.

A father ws tryng 2 teach his son abt d evils of alcohol. He put 1 worm n a glas of water & another worm n a glas of whsky. D worm n d wtr lived, wyl d1n d whsky curld up & died.
F: ol ryt son, wt hv u learnd frm d show?

S: wel, dad, it shws dt f u drnk alcohol, hnd ka mgkkbulate.. CHEERS!

Madie · 47 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:58 am

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hahah cheerz!

Madie · 48 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:59 am

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QueenBee wrote:

Madie wrote:Boy: mis starter ka?
Girl: ha? y man?
Boy: ikaw man gud ang nkapasiga sa na ponder kong gUgmA!

char! mapundir diay pud ning Gugma Madie?

hehehe kana cguro On & off relationship mam Laughing

aldheqsUAE · 49 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:07 pm

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PROF: "JUAN! Nagkopyahan ba kayo ng katabi mo?!"
JUAN: "Hmm… Hindi."
PROF: "Anong hindi? Parehas na parehas ung sagot nyo!"
JUAN: "Parehas din ung tanong na binigay mo eh. Kasalanan ko po ba yun?!"

aldheqsUAE · 50 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:49 pm

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ANAK: "Tay, punta tayong jollibee! doon tayo kumain."
TATAY: "sige, basta ba i-spell mo muna yung word na "jollibee""
ANAK: "Sa KFC na lang pala, Tay. Mas masarap dun."

spy_lass4 · 51 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:08 pm

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ANAK: Nay, ano po ba yong 10 commandments?
NANAY: yon yong sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: bakit?
ANAK: ang dami ninyong utos eh! wahahahahaha

aldheqsUAE · 52 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:42 pm

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KRRRRRRRRinnnggggggggggggg...

JULIO: Hello, Master ? Si Julio ni katung tig bantay sa inyong rest house

DON JUAN: O, Julio ikaw man diay nganong nanawag man ka nga kadlawong dako?

JULIO: "Um, nanawag lang ko kay namatay inyong ace nga manok

DON JUAN: "'Ha? katong 06 WSC winner?

JULIO: "Oo sir kato gyud

DON JUAN: "Putris ... sayang! kadako na raba nakog nagasto ato pag palit ug nindot kaayo tug record taympa nganong namatay man?

JULIO: "Ni kaun man gud ug daut nga karne

DON JUAN: "Daut nga karne? kinsa man sang buanga ang nagpakaun ug daut na karne?

JULIO: "-Wa may nagpakaun sir ni tuk-tuk raman siya sa gakalata nga kabayo"

DON JUAN: "Patay nga kabayo? Unsa guy patay nga kabayo

JULIO: "Aw katu gud imong thoroughbred kay namatay sa kakapoy ug hakot ug tubig

DON JUAN: "Nabuang naka? ngano gud inyong gipahakot ug tubig?

"JULIO: 'Para pawong sa sunog sir

DON JUAN: "Ginoo ko! unsay sunog man gud napud na

"JULIO: 'Natumba man gud ang kandila unya ni katay sa kurtina mauy hinungdan sa sunog

DON JUAN: "Unsa? Puuut.... E, Nganong nagkandila man mo nga naa may kuryente?

JULIO: "Para sa haya sir

DON JUAN: "unsa? kang kinsang haya?

JULIO: "Sa inahan nimo sir. Ming kalit raman gug ari tungang gabii wa nagpahibawo, naalan nakog kawatan akong gi pusil?

.......patay mas grabe pa diay ang nahitabo...butangeeeeee!!!!heheheheh

Madie · 53 Re: Have a break..have some jokes.. Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:22 pm

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A bOy tOok a knifE & started writing his gf's
name On his arm...

sEveral minutes later..he started
crying likE cRazy..

y??

paiN??nO!!

WRONG SPELLING...!!! lol!

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