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" I Studied everything but never topped.But today the top notchers of the best universities are my employees"---BILL GATES---
How inspiring... Life is trully not a battle of skills but a battle of wills....[/b]

Wedding Passbook

Monica married Nick this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Nick.

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Monica shared this with Nick when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. This was what they did after certain time:

* 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Nick after marriage
* 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
* 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
* 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
* 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Nick got promoted
* ..... And so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the nastiest people in the world.... No more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!"

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first.

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Nick, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Nick gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

"When you fall in any way, don't see the place where you fell instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."

asa man pwde mo like sweetie??hehehheh

DON'T LIE (a funny story with sense)


One night 4 university students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding the night before and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and now they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a fair person so he said that they could take the test the next day.

The next morning they appeared before the dean who said that it was a special condition that they were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had now prepared well.

The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks:

MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION
INSTRUCTIONS:
All questions are compulsory.
Any inconsistencies in any of the answers from the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks)
Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. ------ (20 Marks)
Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks)
Q.5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)

END OF PAPER
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LESSON: Don't lie to get yourself out of a difficult situation, it will surely come back to bite you.

tama!!!super like

everyone who think,THANKS

If others can do, why can't I.

“In all things, always remember to give thanks…
You may not be where you want to be, but neither are you where you used to be.
If it hasn’t yet, that doesn’t mean it won’t happen…
Remember, a delay is not a denial from GOD; in His own time, He will make all things
beautiful.”

babytwist wrote:Life isnt always
the way we want it to be

what matter is
we live with good intentions
and give happiness to those we meet
along the way..

correct!!

•Every morning, just leave your worries outside your gate's doorstep, because that is where they pick-up the garbage. May all your days be worry-free. God bless!